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All packages include anonymous shipping and certificate of revenge

The Subtle Reminder

1 Premium Preserved Roach

  • ✓ 1 Premium Preserved Roach
  • ✓ Anonymous Packaging
  • ✓ Certificate of Revenge
$19.99
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The Message Sender

3 Premium Roaches + Custom Note

  • ✓ 3 Premium Preserved Roaches
  • ✓ Custom Revenge Note
  • ✓ Anonymous Packaging
$49.99 $39.99
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The Nuclear Option

5 Premium Roaches + Glitter Bomb

  • ✓ 5 Premium Preserved Roaches
  • ✓ Glitter Bomb Surprise
  • ✓ Custom Revenge Letter
$59.99
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Therapeutic and Hilarious

After what she did, this was the perfect closure. Therapeutic and hilarious! The custom note was a nice touch.

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Nuclear Option Was Necessary

100% anonymous, arrived quickly. My ex still doesn't know it was me 😈 The glitter bomb was genius!

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Why Choose Roach My Ex?

100% Anonymous

Your identity is completely protected. We never include any sender information.

Totally Legal

All packages comply with USPS regulations. Sending novelty gifts is 100% legal.

Fast Processing

Orders shipped within 24 hours. Your revenge won't have to wait.

Secure Checkout

PCI-compliant payment processing. Your financial information is always safe.

Discreet Packaging

Plain packaging with no branding. They'll have no idea until they open it.

Satisfaction Guaranteed

We stand behind our service. 2,847+ satisfied customers can't be wrong!

Proudly Michigan Made 🏛️

Born in Livonia, serving the entire USA. Just like Michigan's auto industry revolutionized transportation, we're revolutionizing revenge gifts!

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Frequently Asked Questions

Is this really anonymous?

Yes! We never include any sender information. The package arrives with no indication of who sent it. Your secret is safe with us.

Is it legal?

Absolutely! Preserved insects are legal to mail through USPS. We comply with all postal regulations.

How long does shipping take?

Orders are processed within 24 hours and typically arrive within 3-5 business days via USPS.

Can I include a message?

Yes! Our Message Sender and Nuclear Option packages include custom notes.

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