đĒŗ Send a Roach to Your Ex đĒŗ
The Ultimate Revenge Gift - 100% Anonymous, 100% Legal, 100% Satisfying
Starting at just $14.99
About Roach My Ex
Everyone deserves closure. Sometimes it comes in a small, discreet package.
Founded in 2024 in Livonia, Michigan, Roach My Ex was born from a simple idea: everyone deserves closure, and sometimes that closure comes in a small, discreet package.
Inspired by Michigan radio's famous "War of the Roses" segment, we realized that people needed a therapeutic, legal, and completely anonymous way to send a message to their ex. Not through angry texts or social media drama, but through a shockingly realistic reminder that karma exists.
Breakups are hard. Betrayal hurts. Cheating is devastating. But revenge doesn't have to be illegal, dangerous, or dramatic. We provide a safe, legal, and surprisingly therapeutic way to get closure. Our customers tell us that the act of sending a roach - knowing it will arrive anonymously - provides the closure they needed to move on. It's cathartic, it's hilarious, and most importantly, it's completely legal.
How Roach My Ex Works
Simple, Anonymous, Satisfying
Choose Package
Select from our carefully crafted revenge packages
Enter Details
Provide ex's address (we never share yours)
We Ship It
Anonymous package sent within 24 hours
Sweet Revenge
They receive their special "gift"
Revenge Success Stories
Join thousands of satisfied customers who got the closure they deserved
Absolutely Perfect Revenge!
My cheating ex deserved this. The look on his face (caught on Ring camera) was PRICELESS! Worth every penny.
â Sarah M. â VerifiedTherapeutic and Hilarious
After what she did, this was the perfect closure. Therapeutic and hilarious! The custom note was a nice touch.
â Jake L. â VerifiedNuclear Option Was Necessary
100% anonymous, arrived quickly. My ex still doesn't know it was me đ The glitter bomb was genius!
â Anonymous â VerifiedWhy Choose Roach My Ex?
100% Anonymous
Your identity is completely protected. We never include any sender information.
Totally Legal
All packages comply with USPS regulations. Sending novelty gifts is 100% legal.
Fast Processing
Orders shipped within 24 hours. Your revenge won't have to wait.
Secure Checkout
PCI-compliant payment processing. Your financial information is always safe.
Discreet Packaging
Plain packaging with no branding. They'll have no idea until they open it.
Satisfaction Guaranteed
We stand behind our service. 2,847+ satisfied customers can't be wrong!
Proudly Michigan Made đī¸
Born in Livonia, serving the entire USA. Just like Michigan's auto industry revolutionized transportation, we're revolutionizing revenge gifts!
2,847+
Happy Customers
50
States Served
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Processing Time
100%
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Frequently Asked Questions
Is this really anonymous?
Yes! We never include any sender information. The package arrives with no indication of who sent it. Your secret is safe with us.
Is it legal?
Absolutely! Novelty roaches are legal to mail through USPS. We comply with all postal regulations.
How long does shipping take?
Orders are processed within 24 hours and typically arrive within 3-5 business days via USPS.
Can I include a message?
Yes! Our Message Sender and Nuclear Option packages include custom notes.
Choose Your Revenge Level
All packages include anonymous shipping and certificate of revenge
The Message Sender
1 Premium Novelty Roach
- â 1 Premium Novelty Roach
- â Anonymous Packaging
- â Certificate of Revenge
The Nuclear Option
3 Premium Roaches + Custom Note
- â 3 Premium Novelty Roaches
- â Custom Revenge Note
- â Anonymous Packaging
Ready to Get Your Revenge?
Join thousands of satisfied customers who got the closure they deserved