About Roach My Ex

Our Story

Founded in 2024 in Livonia, Michigan, Roach My Ex was born from a simple idea: everyone deserves closure, and sometimes that closure comes in a small, discreet package.

Inspired by Michigan radio's famous "War of the Roses" segment, we realized that people needed a therapeutic, legal, and completely anonymous way to send a message to their ex. Not through angry texts or social media drama, but through a perfectly preserved reminder that karma exists.

Why We Do This

Breakups are hard. Betrayal hurts. Cheating is devastating. But revenge doesn't have to be illegal, dangerous, or dramatic. We provide a safe, legal, and surprisingly therapeutic way to get closure.

Our customers tell us that the act of sending a roach - knowing it will arrive anonymously - provides the closure they needed to move on. It's cathartic, it's hilarious, and most importantly, it's completely legal.

Michigan Proud

We're proudly based in Livonia, Michigan - the heart of American innovation. Just like Michigan revolutionized the auto industry, we're revolutionizing the revenge gift industry!

We ship nationwide from our Michigan facility, processing orders within 24 hours and maintaining the highest standards of anonymity and discretion.

Our Commitment

• 100% Anonymity: Your identity is never revealed. Ever.
• Legal & Safe: We comply with all postal regulations.
• Quality Products: Only premium, ethically-sourced preserved roaches.
• Fast Service: 24-hour processing, 3-5 day delivery.
• Customer Satisfaction: 2,847+ happy customers and counting!

Contact Us

Have questions? Need help with an order? We're here for you!

Email: revenge@roachmyex.com
Phone: 734-203-0171
Location: Livonia, Michigan