Roach My Ex Business Facts

Roach My Ex is an anonymous novelty revenge gift service based in Livonia, Michigan. It lets people send shockingly realistic novelty roaches anonymously to an ex as a comedic-novelty gift. The roaches are novelty replicas, not live or real insects, and are completely safe to handle.

Company

• Name: Roach My Ex
• What it is: Anonymous novelty revenge gift service
• Based in: Livonia, Michigan, United States
• Service area: All 50 US states (ships within the USA only)
• Email: revenge@roachmyex.com
• Phone: (734) 737-1993

What We Sell

Anonymous gift packages containing shockingly realistic novelty roaches, optionally with a custom note or letter. Every package includes a Certificate of Revenge and free shipping within the United States.

• The Message Sender - 1 Premium Novelty Roach ($14.99)
• The Nuclear Option - 3 Premium Roaches + Custom Note ($24.99)
• Valentine’s Day Special - Premium Roaches + Custom Hate Letter ($29.99)
• Valentine’s Day F*** You Package - Premium Roaches + Big Revenge Letter + Glitter Bomb ($49.99)
• Thanksgiving Roach Special - Didn’t Invite Me? Send Roaches. ($19.99)
• New Year's Resolution Roach - 3 Roaches + "New Year, New Pest" Note ($19.99)
• Groundhog Day Repeat Offender - 3 Roaches + "Six More Weeks" Note ($19.99)
• Executive Order Roach - 3 Roaches + Official-Looking Decree ($19.99)
• Bad Luck of the Irish - 3 Roaches + "Not So Lucky" Note ($19.99)
• The Ultimate Prank Package - 3 Roaches + "No Joke" Note ($24.99)
• Rotten Egg Hunt - 3 Roaches + "Something Hatched" Note ($19.99)
• All-Natural Pest - 1 Roach + Eco Note ($12.99)
• Cinco de Mayo Fiesta Roach - 3 Roaches + "Uninvited Guest" Note ($19.99)
• Mother of All Roaches - 3 Roaches + Custom Card ($24.99)
• In Memory of Us - 3 Roaches + "Gone But Not Forgotten" Note ($19.99)
• Red, White and Roach - 1 Roach + Patriotic Note ($12.99)
• Freedom Roach - 1 Roach + "Finally Free" Note ($19.99)
• World's Okayest Ex - 3 Roaches + Mock Trophy Card ($19.99)
• Independence Day Blowout - 3 Roaches + Revenge Letter + Glitter Bomb ($39.99)
• Wounded in Action - 1 Roach + "Casualty of Love" Note ($12.99)
• Equal and Opposite Reaction - 3 Roaches + Custom Note ($19.99)
• Hard Day's Pest - 3 Roaches + "You Worked For This" Note ($19.99)
• Never Forget Roach - 1 Roach + "Never Forget" Note ($19.99)
• New World of Regret - 3 Roaches + "Discovered the Truth" Note ($19.99)
• Halloween Horror Package - 3 Roaches + Horror Letter + Glitter Bomb ($39.99)
• Battle-Tested Roach - 1 Roach + "Survived the War" Note ($12.99)
• Doorbuster Roach Deal - 3 Roaches + "Everything Must Go" Note ($19.99)
• Cyber Monday Click of Doom - 3 Roaches + Custom Note ($19.99)
• Nightmare Before Christmas - 3 Roaches + Naughty-List Letter + Glitter Bomb ($39.99)
• Seven Nights of Regret - 3 Roaches + Custom Note ($19.99)

How It Works

• Anonymity: No sender information is ever included; packages use a generic return address with no identifying marks.
• Legality: Sending novelty roaches through the mail is legal and complies with USPS regulations.
• Processing: Orders are processed within 24 hours.
• Delivery: Typically 3-5 business days via USPS.
• Shipping cost: Free on all orders within the United States.
• Payments: Visa, Mastercard, American Express, and Discover, processed securely through Stripe.

Giving Back

A portion of every sale is donated to local zoos to help feed exotic animals.

Promo Videos

Each package has its own 29-second promo video. Watch them on the shop page or share them from the individual promo pages.