How Roach My Ex Works
Your complete guide to getting anonymous revenge
Simple, Anonymous, Satisfying
We've made it incredibly easy to send a message your ex won't forget. Here's exactly how it works:
Choose Your Package
Browse our revenge packages and select the one that fits your situation. From a subtle reminder (1 roach) to the nuclear option (5 roaches + glitter bomb), we have the perfect level of revenge for everyone.
- The Subtle Reminder - $19.99
- The Message Sender - $39.99 (Most Popular)
- The Nuclear Option - $59.99
Add to Cart & Checkout
Once you've selected your package, add it to your cart and proceed to our secure checkout. We accept all major credit cards and process payments through Stripe for maximum security.
Your payment information is encrypted and never stored on our servers.
Enter Recipient Details
Provide your ex's name and mailing address. This is the ONLY information we need about them.
We NEVER ask for your information (except email for order confirmation). Your identity remains completely anonymous.
We Prepare Your Order
Within 24 hours, our team carefully packages your revenge gift. Each package includes:
- Your selected number of premium preserved roaches
- Custom message (if included in package)
- Certificate of Revenge
- Plain, discreet packaging with generic return address
Anonymous Shipping
We ship via USPS in completely anonymous packaging. The package will have:
- ✓ No branding or logos
- ✓ Generic return address
- ✓ Plain brown packaging
- ✓ No indication of contents
It looks like any other piece of mail - until they open it!
Delivery & Revenge
Your package arrives at their doorstep within 3-5 business days. When they open it... surprise! 🪳
You'll receive tracking information so you can follow along with the delivery. Some customers love watching the Ring camera footage!
Common Questions
Is this legal?
Yes! Sending preserved insects through USPS is 100% legal. We comply with all postal regulations.
Can they trace it back to me?
No! We use generic return addresses and never include any sender information. Even if they contact us, we don't have your identity on file.
Are these real roaches?
Yes, all our roaches are real cockroaches that have been ethically sourced and professionally preserved.
What if they refuse the package?
Packages are delivered like regular mail. Refusal is rare since it appears as ordinary mail until opened.