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All packages include anonymous shipping, tracking, and a certificate of revenge
The Subtle Reminder
1 Premium Preserved Roach
What's Included:
- ✓ 1 Premium Preserved Roach
- ✓ Anonymous Packaging
- ✓ Certificate of Revenge
- ✓ Tracking Number
- ✓ 24-Hour Processing
The Message Sender
3 Premium Roaches + Custom Note
What's Included:
- ✓ 3 Premium Preserved Roaches
- ✓ Custom Revenge Note
- ✓ Anonymous Packaging
- ✓ Certificate of Revenge
- ✓ Priority Processing
- ✓ Tracking & Photo Proof
The Nuclear Option
5 Premium Roaches + Glitter Bomb
What's Included:
- ✓ 5 Premium Preserved Roaches
- ✓ Glitter Bomb Surprise
- ✓ Custom Revenge Letter
- ✓ Anonymous Packaging
- ✓ Certificate of Revenge
- ✓ Express Processing
- ✓ Video Recording Option
Why Our Roaches Are Premium
Ethically Sourced
All roaches are ethically sourced from licensed suppliers and professionally preserved.
Quality Guaranteed
Each roach is inspected and preserved to ensure it arrives in perfect condition.
Secure Packaging
Protected packaging ensures your roaches arrive intact and ready for revenge.
Maximum Impact
Carefully selected for size and appearance to deliver the ultimate surprise.
It's Easy to Get Your Revenge
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We Handle the Rest
Package ships within 24 hours, tracking provided
Common Questions
Is this legal?
Yes! Sending preserved insects through USPS is 100% legal. We comply with all postal regulations.
Will they know it's from me?
No! We never include sender information. Your identity is completely protected.
How long does shipping take?
We process orders within 24 hours. Delivery typically takes 3-5 business days via USPS.
Can I cancel my order?
Orders can be cancelled within 2 hours of placement. After that, the revenge is in motion!
Our Guarantee
100% Anonymous
Your information is never shared. We use generic return addresses and discreet packaging.
Quality Guaranteed
If your roaches arrive damaged, we'll send replacements free of charge.
Fast Processing
Orders processed within 24 hours. We know revenge is a dish best served promptly.
Satisfaction Guaranteed
Join 2,847+ satisfied customers who got the closure they deserved.
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